Even though more and more, so called “Valentine’s Scrooges” appear, 14th of February remains the major day of love almost all around the world. Want to add a bit of humor into your relatioships? Check out Tuko’s Valentine Day quotes – funny way to say I love you and to make your significant other smile.
I think most of you will agree that real feelings should be shown every day and every second. However, exactly Valentine’s Day is a canonic reason to celebrate your relationships with the beloved one in a meaningful way. Of course, a special reason is not needed, we can honor our love every day. But why not celebrate another day, that can be as romantic, as your anniversary.
It doesn’t matter, what are your relationships with Valentine’s Day, the following funny love quotes for Valentines Day will make both you and your beloved one smile from ear to ear.
Valentines Day funny quotes and sayings
The following funny quotes on Valentine Day will be perfect for those, who are a bit tired because of mass hysteria around 14th of February and would like to laugh about it a little bit.
- “Valentine’s Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night.”
- “Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”
Dear gentleman, it is better not to tempt fate and walking in your dirty boots after she had washed the house, may end badly for you.
- What does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants
So, don’t forget that Valentine’s Day is right near your corner and there not that much time to buy a perfect present for your soul mate. However, some good news for you. Funny quotes on Valentine Day for your card are already listed above. Pick up your favorite and congratulate your beloved one and watch how a happy smile is appearing on his/her face.
Have some other interesing Valentine’s Day funny quotes in your collection? Send them in the comments section below.